Freezing Cold Visit

Overview

In a week where the Greenland saga gained yet another American PR stunt, the Danish Realm was finally united against a common, bumbling enemy. While Jarlov tries to tell Mr. President where to put the furniture, the Home Guard seems to be the last line of defense between Denmark and Putin—until the military manages to procure both ships and sports bras. On the bright side, we can look forward to all the exciting purposes our bomb shelters will serve - besides protection - during these thrilling times of crisis.