Explaining Marriage to an Alien

Overview

Meet Blorg, an alien from Kepler-452b! He knows absolutely nothing about our planet, but he's VERY eager to learn. Two government agents, Jones and Fitzpatrick, have been assigned to teach Blorg about our ways. In the process, they're going to realize that "our ways" are actually pretty weird when you break them down. Today, Blorg learns about MARRIAGE.